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pariism:

Me after too much Doctor Who.

P.S. It’s transparent. 
pariism:

The American Dream. 

I cannot turn off the gay.

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meridiel:

pariism:

That one time when the doctor set his crotch on fire.

He actually looks quite pleased with himself.

pariism:

In order to sound diabolic end any sentence with “Mr. Bond.”

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pariism:

I googled gay.

pariism:

Soup or salad? Abort mission immediately.

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pariism:

America when will we end the human war? 
Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb 
I don’t feel good don’t bother me.

from  America by Allen Ginsberg

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cannotturnthegayoff:

That moment you are sitting next to a person you really like, you know like … like like. And all you can think about are their smell and that shirt that they are wearing, which bothers you so much at that moment. And you imagine that the feelings are mutual, and you rip off that shirt and passionately make love to them. But that person is looking at you now, and you awkwardly smile back wondering if they can read your thoughts.

cannotturnthegayoff:

That moment you are sitting next to a person you really like, you know like … like like. And all you can think about are their smell and that shirt that they are wearing, which bothers you so much at that moment. And you imagine that the feelings are mutual, and you rip off that shirt and passionately make love to them. But that person is looking at you now, and you awkwardly smile back wondering if they can read your thoughts.

colossusmind:

pariism:

That one time when the doctor set his crotch on fire.


Get it while it’s hot
pariism:

That was exactly what I was going to say.

esoteriques:

um so lemme get this straight…tiana starts her own business in a time where black women had next to no rights….mulan pretty much saves china and becomes a top ranking military official….but the annoying sister in frozen makes a throwaway line about being gassy and gets lauded as the the first feminist princess??

never underestimate the power of white girls

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