always reblog “good guy satan” meme
chill ass bitch
why does he look like jack harkness
Siri just suddenly made me sad
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
The Doctor found your blog!
Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor.
But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling.
Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where.
(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)
Part two of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.
(Part one here.)
HUGH LAURIE IS BRITISH I CAN’T WHY
HE’S BRITISH NOT AMERICAN HE JUST PLAYS AN AMERICAN ON THE TELLY.
jack those are both hugh laurie
- Dubliners: Wow. Subtlety. So cool. Much thought. Really deep.
- A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man: I'm only reading this so I can read Ulysses. Yes, so deep... *yawn*.
- Ullysses: Hey this isn't so bad... wait... WTF is this?!
- Finnegan's Wake: Cannot understand anything! The fabric of language is tearing apart! fafhdflsdjfhfkskfjnvkdiseufhwsidjfnskcns
It’s true, it would be hilarious.